WISDOM WANDERS THROUGH THE DARK OF NIGHT

#viviennewestwood fashion opera #SemeleWalk for...

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:54:55 +1100

#viviennewestwood fashion opera #SemeleWalk for #sydneyfestival.
i.have.no.words. (at Sydney Town Hall)

#SemeleWalk for #SydneyFestival. Some kinda #VivienneWestwood...

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:53:39 +1100

#SemeleWalk for #SydneyFestival. Some kinda #VivienneWestwood fashion opera crazy-amazingness. #ijustlostmymind (at Sydney Town Hall)

Caution children: Watch out for the man in the van.

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 21:28:18 +1100

Caution children: Watch out for the man in the van.

If A Dog Was Your Teacher

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 13:40:28 +1100

If a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. • Take naps. • Stretch before rising. • Run, romp, and play daily. • Thrive on attention and let people touch you. • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. • On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. • On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. • When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. • Be loyal. • Never pretend to be something you’re not. • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

Isn’t this just the best? Cutest. Ever.

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 13:40:29 +1100

Isn’t this just the best?

Cutest. Ever.

Such fucking pure cosmic inspiration, I can’t control...

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:20:36 +1100

Such fucking pure cosmic inspiration, I can’t control myself.

It’s just too much.

Photo

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:40:40 +1100

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From PerezHilton.com/Posted by...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 08:43:42 +1100

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

"Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:20:34 +1100

“Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.”

- Helen Keller

whether we like it or not.

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:40:35 +1100

whether we like it or not.

THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE TYPED USING ONLY THE TOP ROW OF LETTERS OF THE KEYBOARD:...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:25:43 +1100

THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE TYPED USING ONLY THE TOP ROW OF LETTERS OF THE KEYBOARD: TYPEWRITER.

That’s gotta count for something. If nothing else, it’s pretty poetic in it’s own right. Typewriters are beautiful. No edits, no apple-z, no forced justify. Just beautiful simplicity.

I personally have my eyes (and heart) set on this sexy specimen:

The Olivetti Valentine.

Slides right into it’s own carry case. Bright red perfection.
Pity it costs an arm and a leg.

Over and out.

Raw materials in interiors get me every time. I know this house.

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:22:17 +1100

Raw materials in interiors get me every time.

I know this house.

Wild underwater sculpture project to create a reef-like...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:17:47 +1100

Overview

Wild underwater sculpture project to create a reef-like environment for the creatures who dwell there, as well as reduce tourists who, over time, negatively impact the sub-sea world.

Find more incredible project images here.

Thinking ‘bout a monogram.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 23:58:06 +1100

Thinking ‘bout a monogram.

RALPH STEADMAN. His art rocks and inspires.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 23:54:03 +1100

Good old Hunter S.

His Alice in Wonderland illustrations.

Vintage Dr. Gonzo.

RALPH STEADMAN.

His art rocks and inspires.

These perfectly important life lessons were precisely the two...

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 02:15:06 +1100

These perfectly important life lessons were precisely the two main things my father has taught me throughout my whole life.
So naturally, when I came across this image, I emailed it to him. His response was ”Thanks Darling… as you know… both my mottos.”

I love my Dadda.

ALWAYS BE BATMAN.

Right on. (c/o my buddy Gid)

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 01:01:23 +1100

Right on.

(c/o my buddy Gid)

All sorts of obsessed with Louis Theroux…

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:01:45 +1100

All sorts of obsessed with Louis Theroux…

Not. Quite. Gosling.

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:23:50 +1100

Not. Quite. Gosling.

"I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your..."

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:21:03 +1100

“I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech.”

- Jeffrey McDaniel (via fleurishes)