#viviennewestwood fashion opera #SemeleWalk for #sydneyfestival.
i.have.no.words. (at Sydney Town Hall)
WISDOM WANDERS THROUGH THE DARK OF NIGHT
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#SemeleWalk for #SydneyFestival. Some kinda #VivienneWestwood fashion opera crazy-amazingness. #ijustlostmymind (at Sydney Town Hall)
Caution children: Watch out for the man in the van.
If A Dog Was Your Teacher
If a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. • Take naps. • Stretch before rising. • Run, romp, and play daily. • Thrive on attention and let people touch you. • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. • On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. • On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. • When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. • Be loyal. • Never pretend to be something you’re not. • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
Isn’t this just the best?
Cutest. Ever.
Such fucking pure cosmic inspiration, I can’t control myself.
It’s just too much.
“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)
(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton)
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
Helen Keller
whether we like it or not.
(Source: airows)
THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE TYPED USING ONLY THE TOP ROW OF LETTERS OF THE KEYBOARD: TYPEWRITER.
That’s gotta count for something. If nothing else, it’s pretty poetic in it’s own right. Typewriters are beautiful. No edits, no apple-z, no forced justify. Just beautiful simplicity.
I personally have my eyes (and heart) set on this sexy specimen:
The Olivetti Valentine.
Slides right into it’s own carry case. Bright red perfection.
Pity it costs an arm and a leg.
Over and out.
Raw materials in interiors get me every time.
I know this house.
(Source: airows)
Wild underwater sculpture project to create a reef-like environment for the creatures who dwell there, as well as reduce tourists who, over time, negatively impact the sub-sea world.
Find more incredible project images here.
Thinking ‘bout a monogram.
RALPH STEADMAN.
His art rocks and inspires.
